Treats to an Ex

Dear Ex, 
Whilst you may have been a part of my life for some time, I will forever... stop myself in awe and go 'what was I thinking!?? At the thought of you, darling.

We all have them. Some better than the others. And then there's those you wish you could send a direct message to.
Now you can!! Send your crazy, terrible, awful ex the only thing they deserve.
A bag of treats. Dog treats that is!!